- You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.
- You always say "kapih ku... when its pay day or when receiving overtime/allowance"
- You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
- You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian... and so on.
- You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
- You go to someone's wedding, you give money using envelope & put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
- Indo mee is your staple food & Ayamku is your fast food.
- The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
- Motorcycles & bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.
- When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news.. & hoping to see yourself on television.
- You drive your care on wavy & potholed road.
- You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
- You like electronic products from Japan.
- If you have the chance to call a radio show & before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
- You are in BIG debts & refuse to pay the lenders & yet still drive a CLK & live in a mansion.
- You wear baju kurung with large katoks & maniks all over.
- You are loud & speak in melandih way.
- You & the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
- You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
- You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
- You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".
- You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kamponh Ayer)
- Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want to miss HM's birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).
- When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.
- if something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or atleast they know you).
- You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
- You give your children super long name.
- You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.
- You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
- You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
- You are ok to be fat.
- You are busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, & you think your responsibility is to know & to spread it around.
- Your friends get married on the same day & you don't know who to go to.
- You like to stare at phones for 24 hours & chat on MSN
- You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination).
- You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
- You add "BUI" on each sentence.
- You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.
- You can't type or spell properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"
- You add "me & you" on your conversations with your girl mates.
- You listen to Pelangi FM.
- You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
- You are especially racist to Indian workers.
- You would rather go to shopping malls tha hanging out at parks, having picnic with your friends.
- You have 'candas' in your house.
- You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features because you think anything cheap is a bargain.
- You have two handphones - one for DST & the other for Bmobile (for one month & then switch off one or the other).
- You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.
- 'Insyallah' means No
- Owning atleast two cars is a must.
- You love deadlines & last minute preparations.
Can't think of any for now... if you guys have any, feel free to add hehehe..
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1 comments:
aaahhh. u thought of these urself or kana fwd?? hahaha.. i cn say *ouch* to perhaps a few on the list.
nvrtheless. proud to be one. =)
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