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You are Bruneian IF...

  1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.
  2. You always say "kapih ku... when its pay day or when receiving overtime/allowance"
  3. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
  4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian... and so on.
  5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
  6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using envelope & put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
  7. Indo mee is your staple food & Ayamku is your fast food.
  8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
  9. Motorcycles & bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.
  10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news.. & hoping to see yourself on television.
  11. You drive your care on wavy & potholed road.
  12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
  13. You like electronic products from Japan.
  14. If you have the chance to call a radio show & before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
  15. You are in BIG debts & refuse to pay the lenders & yet still drive a CLK & live in a mansion.
  16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks & maniks all over.
  17. You are loud & speak in melandih way.
  18. You & the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
  19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
  20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
  21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".
  22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kamponh Ayer)
  23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want to miss HM's birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).
  24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.
  25. if something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or atleast they know you).
  26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
  27. You give your children super long name.
  28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.
  29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
  30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
  31. You are ok to be fat.
  32. You are busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, & you think your responsibility is to know & to spread it around.
  33. Your friends get married on the same day & you don't know who to go to.
  34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours & chat on MSN
  35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination).
  36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
  37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.
  38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.
  39. You can't type or spell properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"
  40. You add "me & you" on your conversations with your girl mates.
  41. You listen to Pelangi FM.
  42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
  43. You are especially racist to Indian workers.
  44. You would rather go to shopping malls tha hanging out at parks, having picnic with your friends.
  45. You have 'candas' in your house.
  46. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features because you think anything cheap is a bargain.
  47. You have two handphones - one for DST & the other for Bmobile (for one month & then switch off one or the other).
  48. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.
  49. 'Insyallah' means No
  50. Owning atleast two cars is a must.
  51. You love deadlines & last minute preparations.

Can't think of any for now... if you guys have any, feel free to add hehehe..

1 comments:

FiveThree said...

aaahhh. u thought of these urself or kana fwd?? hahaha.. i cn say *ouch* to perhaps a few on the list.
nvrtheless. proud to be one. =)