- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- Tell me what you need, and i'll tell you how to get along without it.
- I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
- I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
- Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard or a file.
- Te err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
- The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
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